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Let me play you the song of my people
literally me
so accurate i’m dying
you guys, this IS fourth grade.
DID THEN ENTIRE WORLD DO THIS IN FOURTH GRADE
YES
This is what will bring the world together. Not the Olympics or anything like that.
Just grade 4 recorder.
Omg it’s fourth grade all over again
I STILL HAVE MINE!
Oh my god.
Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness.
So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she was like, “BRAND.” And I was like, “Seriously, I don’t care. Get me fucking Hannah Montana for all I care.” Cause I’m a smartass like that. And her, also being a smartass, brings this shit home to me. My fucking mother. No one angers me more.
OMG EVERY SINGLE TIME
hahahahahahhaa
